Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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