She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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