Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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