The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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