Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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