How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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