I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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