well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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