I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
