People with herpes should wear stickers.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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