if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
kristin has been a bad kristin
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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