im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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