i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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