I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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