that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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