I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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