I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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