Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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