help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
