I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Four minutes until I can fart!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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