my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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