I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just googled if crying burns calories
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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