i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
