Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
