I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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