dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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