# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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