omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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