Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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