i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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