Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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