Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
now i know why i became what i already was.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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