Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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