She said her name was "party"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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