Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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