im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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