Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
50% drunk capacity currently
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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