I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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