She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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