Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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