dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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