we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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