Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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