I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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