My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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