I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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