Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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