He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He did a backflip because drugs
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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