Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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