is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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