everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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