problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
