HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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